Bantha Fodder

By far the best song I've ever written.

As follows:

I don't wanna join the dark side

I wanna be a Jedi

I don't wanna join the dark side

I wanna be a Jedi

I'm a Jedi, A Jedi

A Jedi Master!

Yoda told me what's good

And so did Kenobi

You say you wanna be mi padre?

Homie, you don't even know me

So you can suck it Darth Vader

I don't care that you're my father

Imma cut you up with my light saber

You's abousta be bantha fodder

Hey dad, thanks for the genes

And those "midichlorean" things

Helped me blow up your death star

In my mutha effin X-Wing

I don't wanna join the dark side

I wanna be a jedi

I don't wanna join the dark side

I wanna be a jedi

I wanna be a jedi like my father was before me

I wanna be a jedi like my father was before me

Obi Wan Kenobi taught me how to be a good guy

Obi Wan Kenobi taught me how to be a Jedi

Cause you weren't there...

...no...

You cut off my hand

Now you wanna be my dad?

Well, that's straight whack.

I don't understand why I'm not signed yet.